30 Days of TAH, Day 19 – 24 Hours with a Character
There you are, minding your own business, when this…. being… appears in front of you. This weird thing, with pink spinning halos all around it.
“Greetings, bag of chemicals and meat!” it says, in a naggingly familiar voice. “I am a cosmic being with a name so delightfully complex it would take the rest of your life just to speak it! I am bored, and so I have found you, an arbitrary pile of organs and nerves arranged in a metabolic system with the mayfly illusion of consciousness! For the most whimsical of reasons, I shall open up a portal and allow you to spend spend twenty four of your laughable Earth-hours with any character in the entire universe of that podcast to which you waste your ridiculously limited mortal life listening! Go to its universe, and amuse me with your antics!”
“But only one?” you ask. “I can’t hang out with Sparks and Croach? Frank and Sadie? Banjo and Gummy? This seems unnecessarily convoluted and arbitrary!”
“It is! Don’t think about the logistics too hard, dumby, this is wish fulfillment. Now tell me, to where do I zap you with my limitless powers and which with whom do you whimsically dally? And make it good, skin balloon, because I am not tearing apart the very seams of the fabric of time and space to NOT be amused!”
Well? You have 24 hours in one TAH universe with a TAH character from that universe. What do you do?
The biggest thanks to annadiplosis for providing today’s artwork — on short notice even! Also thanks to shannondapper for re-writing today’s question when your regular 30 Days posting mod was feeling super uncreative.